Does anyone remember the move, The Lorax??
It was about a boy who wanted to impress a girl who liked trees
so he went out of his way just to find one because they didn’t exist anymore. he risked his life basically to find some old crazy guy outside of town
and then we find out that he had something to do with all the missing trees?? how he used to be an adorkable guy who wanted to sell his invention the thneed so he set out to find the right material and chopped down some trees
and that just summoned the lorax
and he promises not to chop down anymore trees because it was bad for the environment BUT then this guy’s bitch of a mom comes back when she finds out that he was making money on his thneeds and then the catchiest sonG IN ALL OF HISTORY IS SUMMONED FROM THE DEPTHS OF ANIMATION
and then THE GREEN SUIT
and then we see that this sweet guy turns out to actually be an asshole who just wants your money then…this
of course by now we feel like slapping that bitch of a mom because she leaves her once successful son, the lorax leaves and, pictured below: regret
then we go back to the kid and
sHIT SON WE HAVE TO SAVE THE TREES!!!11!! THE ONCE-LER DROPS THE LAST MOTHERFUCKING TRUFFULA SEED SO THIS KID CAN PLANT IT BUT THERE’S THIS ASSHOLE WHO WANTS TO KEEP TREES DEAD
saviNG THE DAY
but we save them anyway and get the entire town to go against this fuckass and then, more tears
AND THE LORAX FUCKING RETURNS AFTER LIKE EVER AND WE CRY AGAIN JUST AFTER WE’D WIPED AWAY WHAT WE HAD
dOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS MOVIE OR??„??
#the lorax
